Dang Floor Hit Me Jokes

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Dang floor hit me jokes. He pulled a gun on me robbed me took all my money my clothes my car and then tied me up the cop studied the guy for a moment and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. The guy sobs i was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. There is an abundance of woolworths jokes out there. All of these clean christmas jokes are clean kid safe and family friendly.

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In this selection we present you some of the best and funniest jokes we ever laid our eyes on. Keep in mind that this is just a sampling of all of the christmas jokes we have here at fun kids jokes you can also find more specific collections with jokes for the holidays including reindeer jokes rudolph jokes santa jokes elf jokes and all of our christmas joke collections. So he decides to give each one 5000 and see how each of them spends it. So i am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons hey do you want to play pearl harbor.

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